Who thinks a quill to write binding blood contracts is a good idea? And you're getting me to sign one?!

[ You wanna know why people don't like the idea of blood contracts, Strange? Because blood contracts are fucking bad news! Lambert scowls, and looks entirely unwilling to hand it back just yet, brandishing it at Strange. ]

No, you know what, we're doing it this way. [ He tears up the paper in his hand and reaches out to snatch a fresh page off the table, and starts to write--

I, Jonathan Strange, will tell Lambert that I am a total idiot for thinking he would ever sign a blood contract-- ]