[ This is one of the existential crises brought to Lambert's door. The others, which include 'oh my god why do I keep having this fake wife problem' and 'so who has two thumbs and just realized he's way more powerful/lucky than he thought, this guy' will be dealt with later.

Although, huh. Lambert actually read the books. Strange pauses before continuing, ]

The terrible thing is, changing the river was easy. Once I understood the magic and made the arrangement, it was all too happy to shift it's course. [ pause. ] Though I don't think I ever put it back.

[ He did not. There's probably a footnote saying that he didn't. But that's not the point. ]