It's 'Jonathan Strange the man who'll put anything in his mouth except for pineapple.' [ he briefly adds to the shitpost. ]

Still, I suppose that's better than 'Lambert who is allergic to taking things seriously,' 'Lambert who whines about the cold,' or 'Lambert who has a rat for a soul.' I imagine mine fit in just as awkwardly as yours do, witcher.

[ turnabout is fair play, asshole. Besides, maybe if he needles Lambert long enough then he'll somehow come up with a strategy to understand himself in the first place. Is there a spell for that? There should be a spell for that. ]