You surprised? There's always people who think they're too good to get their hands dirty. [ That's what we're for. Even if witchers aren't supposed to be executioners, it's still a job that calls for keeping up other people's trash. Speaking of trash, he's going to step over to the clothes Geralt has discarded, idly lifting it with a foot as he talks on. ]
Makes me wonder what Vesemir would say if he was here. Hey, you think I should just burn these or what?
Let me worry about my own laundry. [ You weirdo. If Geralt didn't know any better, he'd think Lambert was trying to express suppressed concern for him by mother-henning over needless crap.
He busies himself scraping the worst of the sticky and dried gore off; no need to immediately pollute the water and make a bath pointless. ]
[ Geralt tiredly lets go of the impulse to ask Lambert how the fuck he's supposed to know about anything that went on in Aefenglom, when Lambert is well aware of how busy he was, and what all is available on the watch network, and that he was the one who harassed Lambert into looking into shit in the first place.
Watching Geralt bathe is probably punishment enough. Even though he wouldn't be getting into the basin without Lambert. ]
[ It’s a rhetorical question, mostly, since Lambert isn’t in the least bit enthusiastic about reporting this — and reporting is what it is, like a dull recitation of how many forktails one saw fucking on patrol. ]
Followed my nose. [ More literal than Geralt probably even understands, even with witcher senses; new and unwelcome instincts aren’t something Lambert has been happy with. ] Found a few places they sell monster parts around the city. Nothing too legal, but nothing banned, either — nothing stopping monsters selling their own hair or feathers as magic components for a few cunes, or witches selling their blood for money. Enough people are hard up for cash. Broke up a few times it didn’t seem like the monster was keen on being there.
[ He shrugs, casual, even as he recites probably the most embarrassing part of the experience. ]
Guess I caught someone’s attention. Next thing I know, I’m getting knocked out, wake up in a cage of some other poor bastards waiting to get sold off to some aristocrats. Not just for pets, but parts, too. Then some blood-drunk vampire showed up and broke the door down.
[ That Geralt is listening as he's sluicing off gunk is apparent from the way his head's canted, paying close attention, digesting this information. With more care than forktail reporting. If it were forktails around Kaer Morhen, they could just go kill them. ]
Go on.
[ He'll feel less bad about displacing Aefenglom's elite, with housing, after this. ]
Big ears, big eyes -- seemed caught halfway through transforming, like she -- pretty sure it was a she, anyway -- wasn't used to it. Funny feet, too. Anyway, guess they took care of the witches that were running the place. Don't know if she just happened to be around or if she was after them in the first place, but I'm not complaining. Took off before me or anyone else could ask for a name.
[ He crosses his arms, staring at the ceiling. ]
Could've gone better. Could've gone a lot worse, too.
Someone attacked, and - what? You teleported back to the house? You got tea with your captor? Who was trafficking monsters? Who were the prospective buyers? Does the Aefenglom government give a fuck about what happened?
[ Like, go on, dude, he's not asking about the mystery vampire's ass. (Even though unbeknownst to him he's fondled it before. He'll put two and two together later, when Paloma comes over.)
Cranky splish splash. Lambert's investigation process at home must be a nightmare. No wonder he just kills everything unthinkingly. ]
Like I said, the witches — or whoever, guess I’m just assuming since that’s what she said they were — were dead by then, and they didn’t exactly leave a lot of paperwork, or any clue who they were working with. Didn’t really feel like sticking around, either. so we just walked out the door once we figured we weren’t next.
[ He rolls his eyes, then clarifies — ]
Me and the other poor fucks they picked up, that is. I got most of this out of them, after, but they couldn’t tell me much. They just know it happens. When I asked the Coven, all they said was that they’d look into it.
Don’t really expect much, though. The monsters with me were from outside the walls — didn’t have anywhere to go. For all I know, the apothecary I left them at’s selling them for parts now.
[ Not any more conclusive than the state Geralt and everyone else left Dorchacht in. He can always go investigate on his own, or throw a molotov cocktail in a Coven window, or something. For right now, at least Lambert's not dead.
Yeah, well, I'm glad bits of you didn't get left on the other side of a portal.
[ And that's about as tender as it'll ever get with the two of them, at least without alcohol involved. Unless Geralt volunteers any further avenues of conversation, he'll take the lack of further inquiry as his cue to start shuffling to the door to leave the other witcher to his ablutions. ]
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You surprised? There's always people who think they're too good to get their hands dirty. [ That's what we're for. Even if witchers aren't supposed to be executioners, it's still a job that calls for keeping up other people's trash. Speaking of trash, he's going to step over to the clothes Geralt has discarded, idly lifting it with a foot as he talks on. ]
Makes me wonder what Vesemir would say if he was here. Hey, you think I should just burn these or what?
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He busies himself scraping the worst of the sticky and dried gore off; no need to immediately pollute the water and make a bath pointless. ]
Dunno what's gonna happen.
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[ Warded off the laundry, Lambert examines his claws instead. ]
Did you know they're selling monsters in Aefenglom too?
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Watching Geralt bathe is probably punishment enough. Even though he wouldn't be getting into the basin without Lambert. ]
What happened?
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Followed my nose. [ More literal than Geralt probably even understands, even with witcher senses; new and unwelcome instincts aren’t something Lambert has been happy with. ] Found a few places they sell monster parts around the city. Nothing too legal, but nothing banned, either — nothing stopping monsters selling their own hair or feathers as magic components for a few cunes, or witches selling their blood for money. Enough people are hard up for cash. Broke up a few times it didn’t seem like the monster was keen on being there.
[ He shrugs, casual, even as he recites probably the most embarrassing part of the experience. ]
Guess I caught someone’s attention. Next thing I know, I’m getting knocked out, wake up in a cage of some other poor bastards waiting to get sold off to some aristocrats. Not just for pets, but parts, too. Then some blood-drunk vampire showed up and broke the door down.
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Go on.
[ He'll feel less bad about displacing Aefenglom's elite, with housing, after this. ]
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[ Lambert shrugs. ]
Big ears, big eyes -- seemed caught halfway through transforming, like she -- pretty sure it was a she, anyway -- wasn't used to it. Funny feet, too. Anyway, guess they took care of the witches that were running the place. Don't know if she just happened to be around or if she was after them in the first place, but I'm not complaining. Took off before me or anyone else could ask for a name.
[ He crosses his arms, staring at the ceiling. ]
Could've gone better. Could've gone a lot worse, too.
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[ Like, go on, dude, he's not asking about the mystery vampire's ass. (Even though unbeknownst to him he's fondled it before. He'll put two and two together later, when Paloma comes over.)
Cranky splish splash. Lambert's investigation process at home must be a nightmare. No wonder he just kills everything unthinkingly. ]
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[ He rolls his eyes, then clarifies — ]
Me and the other poor fucks they picked up, that is. I got most of this out of them, after, but they couldn’t tell me much. They just know it happens. When I asked the Coven, all they said was that they’d look into it.
Don’t really expect much, though. The monsters with me were from outside the walls — didn’t have anywhere to go. For all I know, the apothecary I left them at’s selling them for parts now.
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[ Not any more conclusive than the state Geralt and everyone else left Dorchacht in. He can always go investigate on his own, or throw a molotov cocktail in a Coven window, or something. For right now, at least Lambert's not dead.
Oh, right. ]
Glad you aren't in little pieces in jars.
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Yeah, well, I'm glad bits of you didn't get left on the other side of a portal.
[ And that's about as tender as it'll ever get with the two of them, at least without alcohol involved. Unless Geralt volunteers any further avenues of conversation, he'll take the lack of further inquiry as his cue to start shuffling to the door to leave the other witcher to his ablutions. ]