IC CONTACT for lostcarnival

[whattaprick]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 843.77425 (personal);
DESCRIPTION: Half the time he forgets this thing even exists, or how to turn it on and off.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Next to trailer steps.
DESCRIPTION: The concept of a mailbox is rather foreign to Lambert, who's not exactly what you'd call big on personal correspondence. But there's a wooden crate you can probably drop shit into ???

BUG LAMBERT TO MAKE YOU SHIT: Given time and the right ingredients (which he'll usually ask people to provide) he can make potions (with potential side effects), oils, and bombs. You can bother him more about that in person.

Comments

[whattaprick]

If I can ever walk again, I'm going to find your bed and shit on it.

[ Lambert is as graceful in defeat as he is in about anything else. ]

[pipers_son]

And here- [Wheeze] I was gonna invite ya ta a party!

[whattaprick]

[ Groooan. ]

If you carry me, sure.

[pipers_son]

I'll do it if ya really say it, y'know. But think ya could handle bein' around all that food?

[whattaprick]

Never mind, go on without me. I don't think I wanna see food for another week.

[ Of course, whatever's at such a spread probably isn't going to be what he had to eat, at least... ]

[pipers_son]

[More laughter.]

I'll bring ya somethin' when yer not sick of food, then. In return, could ya spread the word a bit among yer lot?

Assumin' ya can get the words out.

[whattaprick]

Tall order, but I'll be able to manage.

That all?

[pipers_son]

That's all. Let me know if ya need any help in not dyin'.