whattaprick: (Default)
Lambert ([personal profile] whattaprick) wrote2020-02-08 03:36 pm

IC CONTACT for [community profile] lostcarnival

CHANNEL
FREQUENCY: 843.77425 (personal);
DESCRIPTION: Half the time he forgets this thing even exists, or how to turn it on and off.

✉MAIL BOX
LOCATION: Next to trailer steps.
DESCRIPTION: The concept of a mailbox is rather foreign to Lambert, who's not exactly what you'd call big on personal correspondence. But there's a wooden crate you can probably drop shit into ???

BUG LAMBERT TO MAKE YOU SHIT: Given time and the right ingredients (which he'll usually ask people to provide) he can make potions (with potential side effects), oils, and bombs. You can bother him more about that in person.
periphrasing: (Is that....)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2018-07-01 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I talked to Lapis. You know, about Ignatius?

[...]

I also talked to Ignatius about Lapis.

[She's so hesitant to discuss this.]
periphrasing: (That is not a good look.)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2018-07-01 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. Because you wanted to get to the bottom of the situation and I assumed that you would want to hear what the results of my investigation were? Is my assumption incorrect?
periphrasing: (perigasp)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2018-07-01 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's tempted to ask, but.]

Well it's pretty much as I expected. She had never heard of Ignatius before. I had to actually explain who he was.

[Hesitantly:] Um. She also said, that. If you have any other questions, you're welcome to come ask her directly.
periphrasing: (perimorse)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2018-07-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Peridot is maybe half-listening at best. She sounds antsy, distracted:]

Welp, it's like I said. Lapis isn't a threat, and I guess we'll just have to accept that we may never know the truth.

[Says the gem who really wants to put this issue to bed once and for all.]
periphrasing: (perigasp)

LOL I didn't even notice and read it as intended anyway so nw :')

[personal profile] periphrasing 2018-07-02 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmmmmmggghhhh... No...

[And then more defensively:] But it's not like I know anything else, so I don't really know what else you want me to do here!
periphrasing: (I can't stop sweating??)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2018-07-15 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Of course.

[She sounds sort of like she's going to be sick? This conversation is making her feel sick. Can it be over now?]