IC CONTACT for lostcarnival

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✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 843.77425 (personal);
DESCRIPTION: Half the time he forgets this thing even exists, or how to turn it on and off.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Next to trailer steps.
DESCRIPTION: The concept of a mailbox is rather foreign to Lambert, who's not exactly what you'd call big on personal correspondence. But there's a wooden crate you can probably drop shit into ???

BUG LAMBERT TO MAKE YOU SHIT: Given time and the right ingredients (which he'll usually ask people to provide) he can make potions (with potential side effects), oils, and bombs. You can bother him more about that in person.

Comments

[criticallyfucked]

Mmhmm.

[Still sounds pretty smug. Possibly smugger.

Though as far as ideas go, Lambert's is... fairly predictable and kind of boring. But not actually bad. He'd just assumed that Lambert already had someone who could do that kind of thing some other way.

The fact that he doesn't...

Well, that probably isn't Lambert's fault, so it doesn't matter. He's useful, and Lambert is making use of him.

He couldn't ask for anything more.]

[whattaprick]

[ He does ... but there are only so many of them. And current developments call for being able to cover more ground than he's been able to. ]

All right.

See if they can get into the basement or the kitchens tonight. Follow the servants -- they have to have a way to get in and out. If they find one, I'll have them lead one of the nightrunners.

[ If they get caught, no harm no foul, right? ]

[criticallyfucked]

[So that's it, then?]

......I'll keep you posted.

[Don't worry. He's quite sincere.]

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[ AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT TITS UP ]