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✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 843.77425 (personal);
DESCRIPTION: Half the time he forgets this thing even exists, or how to turn it on and off.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Next to trailer steps.
DESCRIPTION: The concept of a mailbox is rather foreign to Lambert, who's not exactly what you'd call big on personal correspondence. But there's a wooden crate you can probably drop shit into ???

BUG LAMBERT TO MAKE YOU SHIT: Given time and the right ingredients (which he'll usually ask people to provide) he can make potions (with potential side effects), oils, and bombs. You can bother him more about that in person.

Comments

B17

[chronosynthesis]

['Sup Lambert, you're getting a package that contains a creepy shield and a bottle of Faerie Ale.

And a note.]

To Lambert,

I am sure I don't have to explain the ale. I do not know if a shield is part of your repertoire usually, but it can sense danger and watch for any threats behind you. It is lighter than it appears, so I suppose you could also just wear it on your back so nothing can sneak up on you.

Regards,
Syrlya

[Apparently 'sense for danger' means making human-like grunting and squealing sounds as a warning, but with the apparent lack of anything trying to hurt him, Syrlya sure hasn't heard it make any noises.]