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[whattaprick]

✆CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 843.77425 (personal);
DESCRIPTION: Half the time he forgets this thing even exists, or how to turn it on and off.

✉MAIL BOX LOCATION: Next to trailer steps.
DESCRIPTION: The concept of a mailbox is rather foreign to Lambert, who's not exactly what you'd call big on personal correspondence. But there's a wooden crate you can probably drop shit into ???

BUG LAMBERT TO MAKE YOU SHIT: Given time and the right ingredients (which he'll usually ask people to provide) he can make potions (with potential side effects), oils, and bombs. You can bother him more about that in person.

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[whattaprick]

I doubt it.

[ Lambert snorts, but he doesn't see fit to expound on that for a moment, his claw tracing a circle in the dirt as he gives a cocky smirk. ]

But that's why we're here to remind him.

[periphrasing]

['We'? Peridot almost looks surprised to be included, but then she smirks as well, and sits up a little straighter, tail curling and uncurling in a pleased sort of way.]

If you ever need any help shouting at him, just let me know. Lapis has told me before that I am extremely bossy.

[She 100% says that like it's a positive trait for someone to have.]

[whattaprick]

[ Lambert definitely thinks it's a positive trait for someone to have, as long as it's not being directed at him. ]

I will. You said it yourself -- we're a team. [ A team of people yelling at Childermass to stop being an idiot. He can't ignore all of them. ]

Anyway, what are you even growing now? [ With that, the rest of the morning is lost to prodding at dirt and being vaguely surprised at Peridot's actual agricultural skills. And if Lambert hasn't quite answered some of Peridot's other questions, well. He's happy to leave them unanswered. ]